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sell your soul

crunchland — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:43:21 -0800

if you haven't already sold it on ebay, WeWantYourSoul.com will analyze your lifestyle and make you an cash offer for your eternal soul.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:44:47 -0800

mine is worth about $19k.

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:50:26 -0800

10,000 pounds. So is it worth more or less if you're a wretched sinner?

By: Salmonberry

Salmonberry — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:52:37 -0800

£18290. Check me out! One pure soul for sale! Do I hear any higher offers?

By: angry modem

angry modem — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:01:55 -0800

£47944. Beat that.

By: stonerose

stonerose — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:08:14 -0800

To my confusion and regret, £39605. Unhappily, though, I sold it at a garage sale for $2.50 (CDN) last Saturday morning, along with a trade copy of "On The Road." But what's this business about owning a mobile phone? And since when does owning an Apple have the same number of Karma points as buying Microsoft?

By: Eloquence

Eloquence — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:09:04 -0800

do you eat on a regular basis at any of the following food outlets: Macodnalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, starbucks ... do you read any of the following periodicals: Sun, Mail, Sport, Star, Mirror ... do you own a mobile phone? ... We guarantee that we will not give out your details to any other companies. Yeah, right.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:10:00 -0800

currency converter

By: jonson

jonson — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:11:59 -0800

£7,700. Crap. Mine is worth less than half of any of yours, less than a sixth of angry modem. And he's ANGRY! Why would you want an angry soul, it's tired and used up?

By: RubberHen

RubberHen — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:12:31 -0800

£14602 Wow.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:16:03 -0800

14573 pounds. I guess i'll let mine appreciate for 40 years to fund my retirement...condos in boca are cheap, right?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:22:14 -0800

£9708

By: mmcg

mmcg — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:22:24 -0800

Every time I see this gimmick I become more and more afraid that this time it will be real. Call me an idiot if you will, but I'm almost certain that this is how I would orchestrate things if I were Satan.

By: supershauna

supershauna — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:25:29 -0800

97% of people have a purer soul than you.

By: sugarfish

sugarfish — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:36:54 -0800

7340 british pounds or 11676.50 usd. snif. where did i go wrong? i never eat at mcdonalds!

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:41:30 -0800

£47944. Beat that. £19350, Likely because I do.

By: samw

samw — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:41:56 -0800

Errr..... £58694? That can't be right.

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:45:49 -0800

My Dark Masters have informed me that they find all this very amusing. Why pay for something you already own?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:46:30 -0800

samw wins...try and sell it to them and see if they buy : >

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:58:38 -0800

£19515. I didn't know I was such a paragon of virtue. Of course, they didn't ask about the bodies ...

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 21:30:57 -0800

Sorry. I sold my soul for rock and roll.

By: stoneegg21

stoneegg21 — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:00:24 -0800

36799. 10% of people are purer than I. Somehow, I find this frightening. I didn't think I was all that well behaved.

By: mosch

mosch — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:42:17 -0800

My soul is worth £11454, and 64% of you are purer than me. I knew I should never have been baptized.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:44:52 -0800

£30422 with 17% purer.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:53:42 -0800

has anyone gone further than just getting the initial offer?

By: wendell

wendell — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:57:41 -0800

Damn. Gave some answers on that quiz I'd like to explain away... Have you ever consulted a mystic, medium, tarot reader or similar? I was working as a 'Producer' for a Radio Talk Show host and I decided to give a few psychics I was booking for his show a "test drive". For Entertainment Purposes Only. have you ever been employed in any of the following occupations: estate/rental agent, advertising agency, car/life insurance company? I was a Commissions Accountant for a Life Insurance company that went very publicly belly-up. When they got flooded with phone calls asking about whether their Lifetime Annuities were worth more than two cents, everybody in Accounting had to put in two hours a day on the phones to say "Nobody knows... call back next month". I think I did my time in Hell for whatever sins I committed there... do you watch any of the following news channels: Fox, MSNBC, CNN, SKY Keith Olbermann's show on MSNBC 'cause I think he's funnier that Jon Stewart... that's all!!! (And I read GaelFC's work blog on their site... c'mon, that shouldn't count!!!) My soul is worth £9648, which converted to dollars will pay off less than half of my credit card and medical debts. In other words, "sorry WWYS but I can't go, I already sold my soul to Capital One"...

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:00:10 -0800

No, before I sell them my soul, I want to know what they plan on doing with it. Will I still be able to walk through automatic doors?

By: wendell

wendell — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:03:36 -0800

has anyone gone further than just getting the initial offer? Quoting the site: Did you know that you can increase the purity of your soul by purchasing one simple product? To find out what this life changing item is click Here. It's a record promotion. In other words, Satan really IS behind it.

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:07:04 -0800

Oh god, it's a DJ.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:14:15 -0800

oh my. I feel so ... used.

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:23:45 -0800

32470 and I for one welcome our soul selling brethren.

By: cinderful

cinderful — Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:31:46 -0800

I'm rich! Your soul is worth £52807. For your peace of mind, 5% of people have a purer soul than you.

By: wdpeck

wdpeck — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:07:14 -0800

Well, let's see . . . £167,206 if I lie my ass off, or £32,764 if I answer honestly. But, since I'm selling my soul anyway, what's one more little transgression? Either way, I'm not giving up "indulging in autoeroticism." There are some things money just can't buy . . .

By: mattr

mattr — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:18:41 -0800

£23628 for me...but theres a problem....I already own the record! Its a blinding tune by the way...so good it went on a recent mix tape....sort of a funky breaky thing with a huuuge Bill Hicks sample in it...

By: Eirixon

Eirixon — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:26:35 -0800

Your soul is worth £33449. For your peace of mind, 13% of people have a purer soul than you.

By: chill

chill — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:25:12 -0800

Its a blinding tune by the way...so good it went on a recent mix tape....sort of a funky breaky thing with a huuuge Bill Hicks sample in it... Sounds good, I think I'll download it from Kazaa. That'll probably knock a few pence of my soul (£17476).

By: Uncle Ira

Uncle Ira — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 03:06:25 -0800

The tune is great-- and the video ain't bad either.

By: evening

evening — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 05:19:50 -0800

Your soul is worth £39349. For your peace of mind, 9% of people have a purer soul than you. although I hesitated at the "autoerotic" question -- does that mean what I think it means?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:20:08 -0800

Your soul is worth £42912. For your peace of mind, 7% of people have a purer soul than you. That's a depressing thought, somehow.

By: taz

taz — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:22:20 -0800

evening, your valuation should be higher.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:43:30 -0800

But, since I'm selling my soul anyway, what's one more little transgression? Either way, I'm not giving up "indulging in autoeroticism." There are some things money just can't buy. Except, you know, alternatives to autoeroticism. Just sayin'. You don't have a soul by then anyway.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:46:49 -0800

Your soul is worth £19389. For your peace of mind, 37% of people have a purer soul than you. Bah, those people don't know a bargain when they see one.

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:50:04 -0800

£7,700. Crap. Mine is worth . . . less than a sixth of angry modem. And he's ANGRY! That gives this away as a fake. angrymodem obviously has no soul. -do you eat on a regular basis at any of the following food outlets: Macodnalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, starbucks -are you member of blockbuster video? -do you own a mobile phone? -have you ever been employed in any of the following occupations: estate/rental agent, advertising agency, car/life insurance company? No No No No! Obviously I should be a saint! Why is my soul worth less than crunchland's? (Then again, they got me on theft and LSD...) evening, your valuation should be higher. I vote definite sainthood for evening. Or something.

By: vraxoin

vraxoin — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:01:42 -0800

I, personally, owe my soul to the company store.

By: carfilhiot

carfilhiot — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 09:06:57 -0800

Your soul is worth £7341. For your peace of mind, 86% of people have a purer soul than you. i'm way too evil.

By: carfilhiot

carfilhiot — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 09:13:13 -0800

after reviewing everyone elses posts, it starts to make sense. you guys need to get out and have some fun more often! sheeesh.

By: dness2

dness2 — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 10:08:22 -0800

£28646, 23% of people have a purer soul. Not too shabby. I'm already content with not being enlightened in this lifetime. My goal is to come back as a cat, so any more saintliness would mess that up. It would be amusing to see the logic behind this. I definitely get the sold soul already to insurance companies bit, thus rendering it used and quite depreciated, but how does thinking you're overweight count? What if you are, but have happy, buddha belly fat? Is this a per pound bonus or discount?

By: tcaleb

tcaleb — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 10:33:00 -0800

Mine said, 'Stop messing with the curve Satan!'.

By: majick

majick — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 11:10:30 -0800

What, was I the only person to come in at the 2nd percentile with under L4000 and 98% of respondents "more pure"? That's, what, barely 6,000 actual moneys.

By: keswick

keswick — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 15:42:23 -0800

Too late. Already sold mine to Milhouse for 5 bucks.

By: Civa

Civa — Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:44:41 -0800

78116 pounds!!!...only 3% purer than me... Of course I wonder if that is a little outdated...I mean Mother Teresa is dead now, Surely that should read 2% purer than me :)

By: evening

evening — Thu, 11 Sep 2003 08:42:52 -0800

coming back a little late, and I see I should be a Saint! wow! except I'm not sure why (because I'm not sure what they meant by autoerotic? that could mean that I just look or it could mean "I touch myself" which is what I ultimately decided they meant) and if it means what I think it means, I'm def. a bad girl! :)